As Alex Jones has prophesied, there is a Second Civil War. All around here is desperation, and in the midst of that, comes word from my comrade in arms, Crispy, and the first auxiliary naval units of the Atlanta Flotilla.
One of those was my friend Crispy, who has recently taken up kayaking. He went out to paddle, and at various points during the day, posted photos and letters on facebook. So what was I to do, but do my best to turn those posts into video form, and give myself the chance to try out some voiceover work, and a quick turnaround job.